Asian Stir-Fry for Vegetarians Who Hate Vegetables

 I Like Food, Food Tastes Good, p. 169

½ to ¾ cup brown rice

Nonstick cooking spray

¼ - ½ cup egg substitute  (vegan or the low-cal stuff)

1 teaspoon soy sauce, or more, to taste

½-1 teaspoon chili-garlic sauce (“Hot Cock” sauce, or if you can get it, Sabal Oelek ground chili paste, available in most Asian grocery stores)

A shake of garlic powder

A shake of crushed chili pepper

A shake or two of black pepper

1 teaspoon sugar

1 small clove garlic, chopped very finely

¼ small white or yellow onion, chopped very finely

1-2 teaspoons fresh ginger, chopped very finely

1 thai or serrano chili, chopped very finely

1 veggie burger

Dash or two of cinnamon

Juice of ½ medium lime (or one small lime)

Sweet-and-sour sauce (optional) *or* canned pineapple with juice, a pinch of brown sugar, and a pinch of cornstarch (also optional)

Cook the brown rice according to whatever instructions are on the box. Coat a separate pan with nonstick cooking spray and scramble the egg substitute over medium-low heat. Add some soy sauce, chili-garlic sauce, a shake of garlic powder, a shake of chili pepper, and some regular black pepper. When the egg’s mostly scrambled, sprinkle sugar over the top and then scrambler a couple more minutes. (For some reason I like mine a little overcooked and chewier.) Mix into rice.

Clean your frying pan or coat another one with some nonstick spray, and saute the garlic, onion, ginger, and chili. They don’t have to be chopped finely unless you don’t like vegetables—by mincing them, you get the taste without the texture.) When they’re mostly done, add the veggie burger (seriously, use MorningStar Farms Grillers Original, they work the best) and scramble. Once scrambled, add some crushed chili pepper, regular pepper, and a dash of cinnamon. Cook some more. (It works best if the veggie burger is well cooked before you add the wet ingredients.) Then add soy sauce and chili poaste to taste, and use about 1/3 of your lime juice. Finish cooking.

At this point, combine the veggie burger mixture with the rice and eggs and squeeze the rest of the lime and serve, or follow one of the variations below:

a)    Mix some sweet-and-sour sauce into the final product

*or*

          b) When the veggie burger is done cooking, mix in some canned pineapple, pineapple juice, and a little brown sugar into the mixture. Stir and then slowly add a little bit of cornstarch—it should thicken the sauce.

          With either of these sauces, you can add a touch more cinnamon, if you want. You can also use MorningStar Farms Meal Starters Steak or Chick’n Strips instead of a veggie burger.

I was chatting with a friend while cooking and forgot to take pictures. But here's what it looks like when it's done!

My Rating: 3/5 "I expected this to be different; more vegetabley, even though the title of the recipe obviously indicates that won't be the case. Mine also got kind of messed up because my rice cooker didn't do the best job getting the rice done. But that aside, mostly what this amounts to is some really nicely seasoned veggie burger bits and some rice. Not bad, but not especially interesting either."

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